Anyone who knows me well knows I love being a toddler/preschool mom, but I HATE diapers. While I would not wish that my boys grow up, I am living for the day that they can (a) potty in the potty; and (b) wipe their own butts (yes, I just said "butts").
Because I am so eager to rid my home of the dreaded diapers, I decided to potty train Brady and Max together. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
In their Easter baskets, each boy got big boy underpants. I bought two little potties, thinking I could seat them simultaneously and read one book to both boys while they magically learned to "make something" in the potty. Seemed like such a brilliant idea.
On the appointed morning, I got them both out of bed, announced my plan, stripped them of their diapers, and put their new underpants on them. Brady was delighted with his Diego underwear. Max screamed at the sight of his Lightning McQueen underwear. It took me several minutes just to get them on him.
When it was time to sit on the potty for the first time, Brady immediately "made something". And by something, I mean the smallest drop of pee I've ever seen. But I cheered anyway, because it was better than nothing, right? Max screamed at the sight of his adorable little frog potty. I literally held him on the potty with one hand while shouting the book I was reading over his tantrum. When I'd finally had enough, Brady said very seriously, "Max didn't make nothin'". I was beginning to sense that my brilliant idea may not work out so well.
The entire morning, every time I put Brady on the potty, he squeezed out a few drops like a real champ. And Max screamed bloody murder and refused to make anything.
Then all at once, Max, standing (praise God) on the tiled kitchen floor, began to pee, frozen in his tracks and screaming "Oh, no, wa-wa, oh, no, wa-wa!" over and over again. All I could do was laugh. Oh, how I wish I had a video of that.
Side note: It reminded me of the first time Blake realized what was going on as he peed, naked and running in circles screaming. Again, wish I had a video.It was then that I decided that one for two isn't such a bad record, and I could just let Max be a baby for a little while longer.
So Max's first potty training adventure lasted about four hours. I guess I'll continue buying Luvs in bulk, for now.
But the good news is Brady is still doing awesome.